Social Media Is On Fire – Na The Matter I Dey Settle Since

If you chat me and i don't reply
Just know I dey area
I dey settle #matter #settlematter #thematter
Upandown
🙄#naijalikeplay 🇳🇬

— Naija Like Play 🇳🇬 (@naijalikeplay) May 28, 2020

I for do giveaway
but
I still dey area dey settle #matter 🤷🏽‍♂
🙄 #settlematter #thematter #SouthernKadunaMassacre#naijalikeplay 🇳🇬

— Naija Like Play 🇳🇬 (@naijalikeplay) May 28, 2020

Landlord gives tenant pikin belle
Tenant refused to pay house rents for the past five years
I still dey area,
I dey settle #matter #settlematter #thematter
🙄#naijalikeplay 🇳🇬

— Naija Like Play 🇳🇬 (@naijalikeplay) May 28, 2020

Another matter ooh
Omg 🙆🏽‍♂️
Girlfriend deleted boyfriend block chain wallet of over 3000 dollars to get space to install tik tok Apps

After we left her grave
He dey police station dey settle #matter #settlematter #COVID19 #thematter
🙄#naijalikeplay 🇳🇬 pic.twitter.com/OXsZqtORn6

— Naija Like Play 🇳🇬 (@naijalikeplay) May 28, 2020

Okada man go Ashawo side
He paid for five rounds
After the five rounds #Ashawo no gree release
Okada man
And he don tired 😴
I still dey area they settle #thematter #settlematter
🙄#naijalikeplay 🇳🇬

— Naija Like Play 🇳🇬 (@naijalikeplay) May 28, 2020

Angel gabriel and devil don fight come tear book of life…
As i dey talk now
Jesus just call me finish
say make i show for heaven come settle matter #thematter #settlematter
🙄#naijalikeplay 🇳🇬

— Naija Like Play 🇳🇬 (@naijalikeplay) May 30, 2020

Church declare 7days dry fasting and prayer
Pastor vomit eba and egusi soup for middle of prayer,
we can't settle this matter
until angel Michael comes
🙄 #Naijalikeplay 🇳🇬 #thematter #settlematter

— Naija Like Play 🇳🇬 (@naijalikeplay) May 30, 2020

Pastor dey preach inside church
NEPA no bring light
So pastor dey sweat
as he put hand inside his pocket to bring out handkerchief
Boom 🔥
Na G-String pants dey pastor hand
Na me dem come call for area to settle the matter #thematter #settlematter

— Naija Like Play 🇳🇬 (@naijalikeplay) May 30, 2020

Abeg na #TheMATTER be this

I don tire 😭 pic.twitter.com/Qq1TzrBNYf

— Mr Aristócrata™ (@ChuksNoble4) May 29, 2020

#settlematter
Choir mistress mistakenly send nude inside church group. Instead make she press "delete for everyone" she go press "delete for me only"
Na the matter we dey try settle since 😂 pic.twitter.com/nJPBB5ZwFA

— Olamide (@or_lamide1) May 28, 2020

Emma don show Kingsley the way to make money say na to sell kidney. Kingsley don agree sell him kidney now Doctor don transfer 70milions enter Emma account. Emma go try e luck for 2odd now game don cut. This matter strong to settle o 😂#Rawish #settlematter pic.twitter.com/xnt3H7e5D7

— Noise marker (@Jossy76997832) May 28, 2020

Weed wey my guy forget for table, e mama don go use am cook thinking say na dry better leaf..

We wan go settle the matter but we still de pursue the mama sha #settlematter

— Iboyi Anthony 🇳🇬🇳🇬 (@anthony_iboyi) May 28, 2020

Makeup artist don mix super glue and bond take fix lash for client, the girl never open eyes till now…. Na the matter we still dey settle for nnewi since morning nawa ooo …. #TheMatter

— #WorldPresident 🌎 (@Zlatan_Ibile) May 28, 2020

simi don gave birth ooo the pikin resemble FALZ we dey ADEKUNLE GOLD family house we det settle the matter #settlematter pic.twitter.com/hf2WRHjobR

— Simplyzull (@simplyzull) May 28, 2020

Nepa wey carry police go cut police station light, na the matter wey dey settle since morning🤔 #settlematter

— Harjibolar🌍 (@Harjitobolar) May 28, 2020

Police stretch hand for 50naira then the driver pour sanitizer for him hand…..we still dey road dey settle the matter 🤣🤣🤣🤣#settlematter #nathematterwedeysettle

— 🇳🇬🇳🇬 YOUNG 💲 MONEY 🇨🇦🇨🇦 (@paschal2k2) May 28, 2020